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Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

(Source: e-vaporate)

  • Track Name

    Fuck You Lucy

  • Album

    God Loves Ugly

  • Artist



Do I sound mad? Well I guess I’m a little pissed
Every action has a point, five points make a fist
You close ‘em, you swing ‘em, it’s hurts when it hits
And the truth can be a bitch, but if the boot fits
I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says “Warning”
That’s all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left and save breath,
And avoid you, sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream, “Fuck you Lucy!”
But the problem is I love you Lucy
So instead I’ma finish my drink and have another
While you think about how you used to be my lover 

And everyone in his life would mistake it as love.

Mi héroe. Te vamos a extrañar, gracias por tus novelas extraordinarias. Sí no fuera por ti no se que hubiera estudiado. Tus frases siempre me levantan el ánimo de cualquier situación que me encuentre. Adiós maestro! Cien Años de Soledad la próxima semana :) 💔😔😢 #gabrielgarciamarquez #gabo #ggm #marquez #literatura #dep #rip #realismomagico #español #spanish #literature (at Humanities and Social Sciences)

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